Glen Must Die - The Kickstarter Pre-Launches

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The Kickstarter Pre-Launch Page is now live. Every group of friends has that one guy.  You know the one.  The scapegoat.  The whipping boy.  The person who becomes the butt of all jokes.  And revels in it.

The one who feels undeniably closer to everyone when crude and sometimes profane insults get tossed their way.Even famous comic book authors like Paul Jenkins (Creator of The Sentry and Wolverine: Origin) have such a friend.  As you might guess from the title of this project, that man is named Glen.  That’s Paul’s good mate.  Paul describes him as “the standard of cockwombles against which all future cockwombles shall be measured.”

For such a cockwomble, sometimes you need to go a bit above and beyond. That’s where we’re gonna need your help.  We’re putting together a collection of stories in which Glen dies.  Usually badly.  Sometimes often.  Always spectacularly.

Glen is beaten to death in a parking lot, blown apart by a solar flare, turned undead and encased in holy armor for eternal torture, cloned to be killed repeatedly, eaten by Lovecraftian entities, subjected to tests by aliens, zapped by robots, and killed off in any number of other ways.

For a man who views abuse as a love language, there is no greater act of friendship than broadcasting to the world the many deaths you envision for him.  So come and help us help Paul roast his most beloved, professional-level f***muggle of a friend by making a book that is one-part inside joke, one-part hilarious insult, and 100% lovingly crafted.